Tristan Bynum was born in Texas and currently lives in Portland, Oregon. Tristan is 25 years old and happy!
What are you afraid of?
Some days I’m afraid of everything and other days I’m
afraid of nothing, but I guess the idea of being scared
scares me the most!!!
What were you raised on?
Kool-aid, Batman, bubblegum tattoos, peer-pressure, tree houses, digging holes, pissing outside, ninja turtles, skateboards, skinned knees, internet porn, black and white movies, peanut butter and jelly, Mozart, the pledge of allegiance, Gene Kelly, strawberry milk, trampolines, backyard baseball, sticks, go-carts, my father’s cynicism, and my mother’s perseverance.
What are you doing to become what you have always dreamed of being?
I want to learn to appreciate what I have at this moment
and not worry too much about the future or things I have
no control over.
What would you be like as a superhero or villain?
I would be a superhero by day and a super villain by night. I’d have really nice clothes and cars and secret libraries and I would live in a shack and become an alcoholic and wallow in my own filth and save the whole world!!!
What do you believe in?
Man, I don’t know!